Dissociated Press A consortium of Western intelligence agencies has issued an assessment claiming that Russian President Vladimir Putin is sick, dead, or even worse. “Based on the fact that his face looks kind of puffy and he doesn’t smile as much as he didn’t used to, we assess with a high degree of confidence that Putin either has cancer, heart disease, AIDS, leprosy, ebola, rabies, smallpox, anthrax, or plague, or most likely some combination of those conditions; or that he is dead and just hasn’t realized it yet; or that he died and has been replaced by
Well, at least this is a new line. Previously our Official Enemies had exactly one set of physical characteristics.
(2) Never bathes, smells bad.
(3) Farts all the time
(4) Has a paralyzed arm.
This was standard from Napoleon to Hitler.
So funny. It's such a relief to laugh at the insanity of the world. Thanks Kevin!
Haha very funny Kevin. Keep up the ridicule. It’s very effective.
That's why I love you Kevin. That sense of humor is great. Thanks. I needed that.
See...HILLARIOUS...and as is good satire...you are ON THE RECORD EXPOSING THE "OLIGARCH MEDIA"...many creds in the future. Peace robin
I see that Sterling Harwood's brilliant arguments convinced you of Putin's near death experience. Putin and Joe Biden have something in common. Maybe the State Department should hold a sceance so that real diplomacy can begin.