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Kevin Barrett's avatar

I like that uncertainty principle, Karl! "You can either see that it's anti-Semitic, or you can see that it's true, but you can't see both at the same time."

Karl Golovin's avatar

Thanks Kevin! Next please unravel for us. . . Quantum Entanglement:).

Kevin Barrett's avatar

According to Einshtein, "strange antisemitic entanglement" occurs when you measure something to find out whether or not it is antisemitic, and when you discover that yes, it is indeed antisemitic, it turns out that every subatomic particle in the universe that ever came into contact with it immediate "collapses" from its indeterminate state and becomes antisemitic too. By this process, the entire universe is always becoming increasingly antisemitic, and will one day collapse into a gigantic black hole of antisemitism.

J. Michael Springmann's avatar

Exactly. Columbia Jewniversity has proved that with its study on how Zebrews need to be protected from antisemitism through mandatory courses telling the goys how to behave. (NOT a joke. Real news)

Fight back by eating ham & cheese sandwiches on Saturdays

No One Knows's avatar

whatever hinders their psychopathy is antisemitic of course the universe is antisemitic

Kevin Barrett's avatar

Ultimately it must be God who is antisemitic. They never do anything wrong, and look at how He repays them!

No One Knows's avatar

never wrong always the victim.... God must have a place to put them in the end.

http://coronistan.blogspot.com's avatar

That's why they say THEIR g-d, don't they?

An Observer (Teresa L)'s avatar

Excellent satire! Best way to put forth deep truths, oftentimes. (Am presuming it IS a parody... but truth today competes with satire anymore!)

Kevin Barrett's avatar

Yeah, it's hard for us satirists to keep ahead of the news ; - )

Karl Golovin's avatar

Kevin: Brilliant! Please consider insights I found (and copied link) just moments before reading your post. If a person/ people and the surrounding world is entirely the product of what minds are constantly focused upon learning and achieving - what is the end result of all those minds obsessively dwelling on their "Talmud?" Yikes! Perhaps another nuance of physics you can help us better understand in context is Heisenberg's Defamation Uncertainty Principle: Anyone focusing their energy to find, label and attack every circumstance as "Anti-Semitism" is incapable of simultaneously recognizing any actual truths therein. https://twitter.com/Thekeksociety/status/1803988964392472962?s=19

Steve Naidamast's avatar

Looks like the Jews will not be going into space any time soon. Doubt and other civilization would want them...

huey's avatar

Israel has announced the lanch of its new MARS

bound interplanetary space explorer the GAZA 2.

It was pickup by the moosade that martian artifacts

recently discovered may be ANTI SEMETIC..

The US is awaiting weapon delivery instructions.

ts1213's avatar

I understand that Johns Hopkins performed a study which states that 97.5% of those in Israel are not of Semitic bloodlines???

Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

THAT's common knowledge; I hope ...🤔🤔🤔

Most of them are imported Khazarian, Sephardic and Ashkenazi.

Btw: DNA-tests are absolutely FORBIDDEN to be performed in the Occupied Lands of Palestine.

Guess why ???🤣🤣🤣🤣

Neo's avatar

If you can bear it, here is an on-the-ground case study of American Zio Derangement Syndrome from NYC.

ZIONISTS WILDLY ACCOST ANTI-ZIONIST JEWS, NYPD PRAISES THEM: "GOOD WORK"

https://www.bitchute.com/video/lOCa82M9dxM/

Some interesting context for the above (Zionzits hating real Jews) from Glen Greenwald:

INTERVIEW: Orthodox Rabbis on Condemning Israel's War

https://rumble.com/v52i3gf-interview-orthodox-rabbis-on-condemning-israels-war.html

Don Wolfe's avatar

I thought he was called "Dr. Einstink?" But maybe I'm thinking of another fine (stein) institution, perhaps Cornell or maybe Columbia?

Kevin Barrett's avatar

Maybe you're thinking of the generous benefactor who endowed his Institute, a certain Dr. Jeffrey Epstink?

Amy Harlib's avatar

Oy! Satire so good I laughed so hard I let Schrodinger's cat out of the box!

CollDoll's avatar

Kevin, your creative writing is pulitzer level.

Julius Skoolafish's avatar

The way to measure this Force would be to conduct an experiment along the lines of the Millikan experiment - drop them from a great height and measure the time it takes for them reach buoyancy.