Zelensky and Hunter Biden Announce Donbass…

Dissociated Press It what can only be hailed as a glorious political romance for the ages, Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky has announced his engagement to Hunter Biden, the American President’s glamorous ne’er-do-well son. The happy couple announced on Twittstagram that they will hold an elaborate traditional wedding in the bucolic Donbass region as soon as it is cleared of Russian troops, after which they will embark on a glamorous honeymoon on the shores of the Black Sea. The happy couple expects to snuggle up in a five-star hotel that will soon be built on the ruins of the Azov Steelworks in Mariupol as soon as the Russians can be removed, after which they will tour the Black Sea coast in the honeymoon suite of one of the nuclear submarines that Ukraine hopes to receive from NATO.

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