Dissociated Press In a break with its long tradition of supporting living candidates, the New York Times Editorial Board has urged President Biden to “just go ahead and die already.” In an opinion piece on Friday, the Times wrote that “the greatest public service [Biden] can now perform is to expire of natural causes, and then announce that he will continue to run for re-election as a corpse.” Admitting that it might be hard for voters to distinguish Biden’s corpse from the man they just witnessed debating Donald Trump, the
Hilarious and worth spelling out the laugh out loud! Rat's cartoon this morning said that Washington was preparing for a zombie apocalypse by making sure there were no brains left to be found.
And I continue to do more episodes on Laurent Guyenot, and your fine translation of his work. This one is on the YahChoPeeps, the term I think we should be using for Yahweh's Chosen People to get out of the controversy: https://thirdparadigm.substack.com/p/yahchopeeps
A dead Biden running as an incumbent is the brilliant strategy the DNC has failed to see. Trump, honoring reverence for dearly departed, will be compelled to utter complimentary soliloquies of grandeur. Think of the sympathy vote. Americans, so pious in their reverence of the dead, will be moved to cast their vote for the fallen “hero“. Dead Biden polling numbers will trump Trump. As a dead man, Biden can’t lose. In fact, it’s the only way he can win.
After Tuesday, I'm sure Trump is already making deals with the secretary's of state to have the dead purged from the voting rolls, before Congress can pass special rights for these dead people too. I'm just wondering, how we'll tell these zombies apart?
I don't think that anyone has considered the obvious alternative to a live Joe Biden, a live Jill Biden! She's been in control for years anyway, we might as well just sit back and watch the Dems steal another one for our Democracy's sake.
First-rate satire, Sir! The analogy isn't perfect, but for some reason I recall a few Alice Cooper songs from his necrophilia period, specificaly "I Love the Dead" and "Cold Ethyl".
LOL! Irreverent satire about repugnant revenants who should be irrelevant!
I believe the voter turnout among dead people is low simply because they're sick of being told it's the most important election of their afterlives.
"Vote as if your afterlife depended on it!"
dead people death-impacted individuals
Members of the DUBC (dead-undead-braindead-comatose) community.
another superb satire, back to back
Hilarious and worth spelling out the laugh out loud! Rat's cartoon this morning said that Washington was preparing for a zombie apocalypse by making sure there were no brains left to be found.
And I continue to do more episodes on Laurent Guyenot, and your fine translation of his work. This one is on the YahChoPeeps, the term I think we should be using for Yahweh's Chosen People to get out of the controversy: https://thirdparadigm.substack.com/p/yahchopeeps
A dead Biden running as an incumbent is the brilliant strategy the DNC has failed to see. Trump, honoring reverence for dearly departed, will be compelled to utter complimentary soliloquies of grandeur. Think of the sympathy vote. Americans, so pious in their reverence of the dead, will be moved to cast their vote for the fallen “hero“. Dead Biden polling numbers will trump Trump. As a dead man, Biden can’t lose. In fact, it’s the only way he can win.
I needed a good, rolling laugh to start this day. The headline had me spitting out coffee. Thank you.
I made sure to not have a cup of coffee in my hands when reading.
New movie sequel. "Four Years with Bernie"!
I was thinking something similar. Haha!
Thought Butt Nugget Biden already dead. Thyen had a stuffed thing up there whose mouth someone moved
After Tuesday, I'm sure Trump is already making deals with the secretary's of state to have the dead purged from the voting rolls, before Congress can pass special rights for these dead people too. I'm just wondering, how we'll tell these zombies apart?
The latest rumor is the Zionists are trying to
get Biden into their ZOMBIE program.
Kevin you ain't right. Dead folks aren't all that discriminated against. They play taps, don't they?
I don't think that anyone has considered the obvious alternative to a live Joe Biden, a live Jill Biden! She's been in control for years anyway, we might as well just sit back and watch the Dems steal another one for our Democracy's sake.
Joe and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch inauguration.
But Joe's old crown
Finally broke down
So Jill will lead the nation.
Brilliant.
First-rate satire, Sir! The analogy isn't perfect, but for some reason I recall a few Alice Cooper songs from his necrophilia period, specificaly "I Love the Dead" and "Cold Ethyl".
Hilarious!!!! Thank-you!
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