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LOL! Irreverent satire about repugnant revenants who should be irrelevant!

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I believe the voter turnout among dead people is low simply because they're sick of being told it's the most important election of their afterlives.

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"Vote as if your afterlife depended on it!"

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dead people death-impacted individuals

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Members of the DUBC (dead-undead-braindead-comatose) community.

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another superb satire, back to back

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Hilarious and worth spelling out the laugh out loud! Rat's cartoon this morning said that Washington was preparing for a zombie apocalypse by making sure there were no brains left to be found.

And I continue to do more episodes on Laurent Guyenot, and your fine translation of his work. This one is on the YahChoPeeps, the term I think we should be using for Yahweh's Chosen People to get out of the controversy: https://thirdparadigm.substack.com/p/yahchopeeps

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A dead Biden running as an incumbent is the brilliant strategy the DNC has failed to see. Trump, honoring reverence for dearly departed, will be compelled to utter complimentary soliloquies of grandeur. Think of the sympathy vote. Americans, so pious in their reverence of the dead, will be moved to cast their vote for the fallen “hero“. Dead Biden polling numbers will trump Trump. As a dead man, Biden can’t lose. In fact, it’s the only way he can win.

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I needed a good, rolling laugh to start this day. The headline had me spitting out coffee. Thank you.

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I made sure to not have a cup of coffee in my hands when reading.

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New movie sequel. "Four Years with Bernie"!

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I was thinking something similar. Haha!

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Thought Butt Nugget Biden already dead. Thyen had a stuffed thing up there whose mouth someone moved

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After Tuesday, I'm sure Trump is already making deals with the secretary's of state to have the dead purged from the voting rolls, before Congress can pass special rights for these dead people too. I'm just wondering, how we'll tell these zombies apart?

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The latest rumor is the Zionists are trying to

get Biden into their ZOMBIE program.

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Kevin you ain't right. Dead folks aren't all that discriminated against. They play taps, don't they?

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I don't think that anyone has considered the obvious alternative to a live Joe Biden, a live Jill Biden! She's been in control for years anyway, we might as well just sit back and watch the Dems steal another one for our Democracy's sake.

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Joe and Jill

Went up the hill

To fetch inauguration.

But Joe's old crown

Finally broke down

So Jill will lead the nation.

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Brilliant.

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First-rate satire, Sir! The analogy isn't perfect, but for some reason I recall a few Alice Cooper songs from his necrophilia period, specificaly "I Love the Dead" and "Cold Ethyl".

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Hilarious!!!! Thank-you!

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