Dissociated Press Bills introduced yesterday in the Florida State Legislature and US Congress would outlaw references to the Palestinian Holocaust—and make Palestinian Holocaust denial mandatory. Under the federal bill, supported by President Biden, violators would be fined up to one million dollars and imprisoned for up to 30 years. The Florida bill, written by allies of Governor Ron DeSantis, imposes the death penalty on Palestinian Holocaust affirmers.
My Nazi friends Alfred Schaefer and Brian Ruhe are VASTLY better people than the Zionists. Their ideas are a little off, imho, but at least they aren't genocidal ; - )
The real reason the whole world wants the Palestinians to dry up and disappear is because they don't do a good job on their asses.
One could never make such a claim regarding Jews, because asswiping modalities are describes in detail in the Book of Leviticus, along with a divine threat that Yahweh will unleash deadly plagues on all Jews who haven't learned how to have a clean anus. So the blame for Jews going around with a shitty behind is exclusively theirs. For this reason, revisionist historians working behind the scenes with the CIA have re-written the rules of anal hygiene in the MEMO área and have outlined new versions that can be found anywhere toilets and their respective paper can too.
There are ONE MILLION jew voters in Florida, and the retirees have nothing better to do than amble up to the polling booths in their zimmer frames, whilst poor goyim are busy at two jobs trying to earn a living. All them chosen desperately hanging on to life afraid they might be headed to Yahwehs hot hammam, after such Gaza holocaust complicity, both by commission and omission, thats a forgone conclusion.
The Nazis I met during my 5 years in Germany were a better class of people than the Zionist crazies that are oppressing the Palestinian people
My Nazi friends Alfred Schaefer and Brian Ruhe are VASTLY better people than the Zionists. Their ideas are a little off, imho, but at least they aren't genocidal ; - )
Very good trenchant satire!
Thank you, Amy! I was aiming for "devastating" but "trenchant" will do ; - )
It's the System, stupid:
http://citizensamericaparty.org/Return_Palestine_Dissolve_Israel.htm
(getting to the crux of it through James Carville's quip in 1992 -- Clinton's campaign, "it's the economy.....)
That's hilarious Kevin! I've been calling them the Anti-defecation League for years. Everyone has the right to crap, even dead people, don't they?
Jews realize tjos/
The real reason the whole world wants the Palestinians to dry up and disappear is because they don't do a good job on their asses.
One could never make such a claim regarding Jews, because asswiping modalities are describes in detail in the Book of Leviticus, along with a divine threat that Yahweh will unleash deadly plagues on all Jews who haven't learned how to have a clean anus. So the blame for Jews going around with a shitty behind is exclusively theirs. For this reason, revisionist historians working behind the scenes with the CIA have re-written the rules of anal hygiene in the MEMO área and have outlined new versions that can be found anywhere toilets and their respective paper can too.
Is this my Substack or a bathroom wall?!
Neither. It's a toilet demanding equal time or it will reverse direction of what you want to get rid of.
There are ONE MILLION jew voters in Florida, and the retirees have nothing better to do than amble up to the polling booths in their zimmer frames, whilst poor goyim are busy at two jobs trying to earn a living. All them chosen desperately hanging on to life afraid they might be headed to Yahwehs hot hammam, after such Gaza holocaust complicity, both by commission and omission, thats a forgone conclusion.