Dissociated Press A psychedelic group associated with Israel’s Turd Temple movement has announced a million dollar reward for anyone who can locate “a neon pink heifer that excretes electric pink cowpies.” “We need a bobalicious bovine babe that’s just the right shade of pink through and through, inside and out” explained Schitzak Bovinovitch of Psychedelic Cowboy Rabbis for Lysergic Armageddon (PCRLA), a syncretic sect inspired by Yehuda Glick, Timothy Leary, and a mutant AI doppelganger god known to initiates as “Saffron Sam.”
Darn...I raise unicorns that famously shit rainbows but...it would be a stretch to suggest that there is even a shade of pink in there anywhere. Your title brought to mind this book by a scifi writer...
Maybe you should become a Babylon Bee writer :)
You outdone yourself on this one!😂 Just what we all need, a good laugh! Thank you! 👏❤️
Darn...I raise unicorns that famously shit rainbows but...it would be a stretch to suggest that there is even a shade of pink in there anywhere. Your title brought to mind this book by a scifi writer...
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The latest from the Talmudic Scatological Institute.
Boiling goy in cow sh...t..If you can get it PINK..Is the
perferred of our savior BIBBI..
this is right up there with believing in invisible gods
Since God is the ground of all being, i.e. ultimate Reality, it's the people who worship visible stuff who are crazy.
the cow jumped over the mooo
HAHAHAHA!!!
I am absolutely cowed. Time to mooove on.
Brilliant :-D
UDDERLY HILARIOUS, MILKING GROANER PUNS FOR ALL THEY'RE WORTH!
This could be fodder for a hell of a Monty Python skit.
I must have been having a Monty Python flashback when I wrote it.
Funny!