Dissociated Press In the wake of its raid on Mar-a-Lago, the FBI has charged former president Donald Trump with stealing nuclear secrets in order to build a LEGO H-bomb in his basement. “Trump absconded from the White House with one of America’s most closely guarded nuclear weapons secrets—namely, how to build a thousand-megaton H-bomb using simple LEGO bricks available at any Toys R Us,” explained FBI director Christopher Wray.
My serious guess is that FBI is trying to clean up Epstein leftovers. Mar a Lago was Epstein's first blackmail factory, and always Trump's blackmail factory.
Love your humor Kevin.
Drumpf may have kept some serious nuclear papers as a dead man's switch, the deep state dare not liquidate him like epstein!?
Good satire.
My serious guess is that FBI is trying to clean up Epstein leftovers. Mar a Lago was Epstein's first blackmail factory, and always Trump's blackmail factory.
I would forward to my liberal friends but they would probably think it's real news!