Dangerously Low Antisemitism Levels Threaten Life on Earth -Report

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Karolinska University’s Atmospheric Antisemitism Society of Stockholm (AASS) has issued an alarming report highlighting the gravity of the threat posed by declining levels of atmospheric antisemitism. According to the report, atmospheric antisemitism has declined from its post-Enlightenment average of 280 antisemites per million (APM) to a new low, as of June 2024, of only 220 antisemites per million.

AASS chairperson Adolf Thunberg, who changed his name, gender, and issue after discovering that declining antisemitism levels were vastly more dangerous than rising CO2 levels, explained:

“The crucial role of atmospheric antisemitism in regulating Earth’s social climate and ecosystems is now well understood. Though the absolute numbers may strike casual observers as unimpressive, the fact that out of a million people, a few hundred are antisemites, turns out to have critically important implications. The difference between a reasonably antisemitic planet with 280 antisemites per million and  a significantly less antisemitic planet with only 200 antisemites per million is the difference between a healthy planet in which the nations or ‘goyim’ thrive, and a planet in which usury, Jewish-oligarch-controlled media, demographic subversion, and nihilistic messianic-millenarian materialist ideologies like communism and especially Zionism threaten the very existence of life.”

Thunberg added that if atmospheric antisemitism drops to 180 APM Earth will experience a Jewish messianic “ice age” in which any goyim who escape enslavement or extermination will be living in caves. Levels below that, he added, would enable Jewtoxicity to spread completely unchecked and kill off life on Earth.

Thunberg and other atmospheric antisemitism authorities also point out that Earth has historically experienced vastly higher antisemitism levels than today without suffering any apparent damage. Before the spread of post-Enlightenment ideologies, and with them Jewish power, APM levels were typically over 1000 and at times reached as high as 4000 antisemites per million. According to Thunberg, “Today’s APM levels are, historically speaking, ridiculously low. If they get much lower, we’re all in serious trouble.”

Atmospheric antisemitism crisis deniers, who as we all know are funded by special interests, issued their standard fake news misinformation response to the very real and scientifically unquestionable projections coming out of Thunberg’s AASS. Notorious misinformation superspreader Jonathan Greenblatt of the Anti-Atmospheric-Antisemitism Defamation League (AAADL) tweeted:

At press time Greenblatt had not yet been arrested for denialism, nor had Elon Musk taken down his tweet or cancelled his account.