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Beth Schorr's avatar

Thanks, Kevin! A good laugh is always welcome.

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Jo's avatar

Some "honorable mentions" for "the list": Bozo the Clown, Ronald McDonald, Captain Kangaroo, and Barney.

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Kevin Barrett's avatar

Barney?! Not BARNEY!!!!

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Janet's avatar

And that folks, is the best it’s gonna get.

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Jim's avatar

Thanks for ruining breakfast. My Frosted Flakes suddenly taste not so great.

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Patrick Pappano's avatar

Mr. Clean is missing. I guess that's why they call him Mr. Clean. And how about Snap, Crackle and Pop? They were definitely in on the shenanigans. And also the Oohmpah Lumpah people from the Wizard of Oz. Buffalo Bob's Peanut Gallery were too young I think but may have been spirited down to the island as "helpers," sort of to set the theme. But one thing we know for sure is that Alan Dershowitz was there but never took his underpants off testifying to the wholesomeness of the entertainment provided.

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Kevin Barrett's avatar

I'm relieved to hear that Mr. Clean is clean. Whew. Had me worried there for a minute.

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Sam D's avatar

Well, the list is magnificent: Uncle Trump, Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, King Charles III, Tony Blair, some presidents and prime ministers of the European Union... This is who rules the world, let's applaud our choice of freaks and scoundrels...

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J. Michael Springmann's avatar

Haram! Count Chocula & the Energizer Bunny were involved!!!! 😱. Didn’t know they were so highly sexed. Were they taking Viagra?

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Kevin Barrett's avatar

The Energizer Bunny doesn't NEED viagra.

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America's Coach™'s avatar

Addled Trump Tweets MAGA dead, there is no list, and Epstein was murdered.

Cameos by Fred Armisen, Kate McKinnon, Al Franken, Michael Wolff, and Stephen Colbert

https://www.americascoach.com/p/donald-trump-jeffrey-epstein-client-list

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Rafe Husain's avatar

Biden couldn’t release the list as Clinton was in it. Trump can’t because he himself is on the list. In fact, half of the Congress. Mossad play

There is already a replacement Epstein at play. If list is released then the Epstein replacement may be exposed. Aipac and Epstein work together. Aipac provides money Epstein provides sex.

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Dan Baron's avatar

There are a lot more you could have added. For instance, "Addams, Gomez". 😔

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Kevin Barrett's avatar

Yeah, Gomez. I wouldn't put it past him ; - )

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F....'s avatar

Clickbait.

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Kevin Barrett's avatar

Right, but unlike 99.9999% of clickbait, this is relatively smart/funny clickbait ; - )

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Christina Jonsson's avatar

Mini ha has

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Timothy Winey's avatar

Bwah ha ha ha!!!!

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