Will Vaxx Wars “Go Nuclear” in 2022?
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The top story of the last week of 2021: Putin and Biden spent almost an hour on the special "save the world from nuclear destruction hotline" doing a remake of President Merkin Muffley's emergency call to Premier Kissoff in Kubrick's Dr. Strangelove. Putin's message: If Biden doesn't call back the first strike weapons Gen. Jack D. Ripper is sending to Russia's borders, get ready for...the Doomsday Machine.
Speaking of Doomsday Machines….which is the real Doomsday Machine, the virus or the vaccine? The latter looks more and more likely, in light of today’s news that insurance companies are reporting a massive 40% surge in overall deaths among 18-64 year olds, driven by non-COVID deaths whose causes line up with VAERS reports of adverse vaccine events.
In other news, Prof. Jason Kilborn of the University of Illinois-Chicago John Marshall Law School has been suspended, tormented, and sent to re-education camp for the crime of mentioning "the n-word" and "the b-word" in an exam question. He didn't use the actual words, just the euphemisms. But now even the euphemisms aren't euphemistic enough for the ultra-woke snowflakes. Prof. Kilborn didn't get the memo that from now on, you have to say "the 14th letter of the alphabet word" and "the 2nd letter of the alphabet word."
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More vaccine news: The US Army says it is developing a vaccine that will work against COVID-19, SARS, MERS, the common cold, herpes, leprosy, and pimples and unsightly blemishes.
This new miracle vaccine will ensure that you will never ever again catch a disease or suffer from embarrassing acne, dandruff, body odor, or incontinence. The new vaccine works by killing you dead.
THE ARMY WILL SMEAR THE VACCINE ON THE TIPS OF THEIR BAYONETS, KICK IN THE DOORS OF THE UNVAXXED, AND MAKE SURE THAT EVERYBODY “GETS THE JAB.”
In yet more vaxxwars news:
Carlos Tejada, a New York Times Deputy Asia Editor, has died at the age of 49. He suffered a heart attack less than a day after posting to social media that he had received a Moderna booster vaccination.
COINCIDENCE THEORISTS ARE HAVING A FIELD DAY.
Meanwhile Alex Jones finally asked the million-dollar question: Is Donald Trump ignorant or evil? The correct answer, of course, is "all of the above."
And speaking of evil rich people...how about Bill Gates vowing to make sure that COVID-19 is the last pandemic?
Bill Gates says the world's biggest problem is that people don't trust the institutions he owns:
“If your people don’t trust you, they’re not going to support major new initiatives,” Gates wrote. “And when a major crisis emerges, they’re less likely to follow guidance necessary to weather the storm.”
Hey, if you can't trust Bill Gates' depopulation initiative, who or what can you trust?
Anyway, now that "the mild variant" has made COVID less than mortally terrifying, a new threat has emerged: Psycho-killer squirrels.
FORTUNATELY, BILL GATES, THE US ARMY, MODERNA, PFIZER, AND THE REPTILIAN-GRAY CONFEDERATION HAVE JOINTLY ANNOUNCED THE DEVELOPMENT OF A NEW MRNA VACCINE THAT PROTECTS AGAINST SQUIRREL ATTACKS. IT WORKS WELL FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS, AND THEN WHEN THE PSYCHO SQUIRRELS COME BACK, YOU JUST HAVE TO GO IN AND GET THE BOOSTER.
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