Strip Club Owners Demand Apology From Tucker Carlson
Strip Club Owners Demand Apology From Tucker Carlson
They don't appreciate Fox News host comparing them to Zelensky
The Strip Club Owners of America, the industry’s leading Washington lobby, has demanded that Fox host Tucker Carlson apologize for what they called his “vile” comparison of them to Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky.
“I don’t care if he’s the president of war-torn Timbuktu, this guy is a sleazeball, even compared to us,” said Sam Skanksky, SCOA’s slimy-green-sweatsuit-wearing spokesscumbag. “I wouldn’t hire him to play piano at my club, even if he promised to wipe off the keys afterwards.”
“I may be a small-time clubowning pimp who deals coke on the side,” Skanksky continued, “but even I know that if I was ever asked to address Congress I’d trade in my sweatsuit and dress like all the other snakes. And by the way, if Zelensky needs some blow while he’s in town he should give me a call.”
The SCOA frontman noted that unlike Zelensky, strip club owners don’t keep coming back to Congress begging for more 50 billion dollar handouts. “Sure, we overcharge for drinks, that comes with the territory, but 50 billion bucks a pop? That’s chutzpah.”
Tucker Carlson, who had not yet apologized as this article went to press, could not be reached for comment.
At least the fools at joint session didn't reach their satanyahu 26 standing ovations record. But the khazar fake jew managed to get in a few jabs at "joint terrorist" Iran too, to please his tribesmen also running State. Its puzzling, US goyim legislators, in joint session no less, surely aren't so dumb to be so openly manipulated by the synagogue of satan. There is only one way these EVIL yids will be stopped, Putins threat to nuke 5m of their ashkenazi brethren gathered at concentration camp israel in Palestine, if nudelmans persist in using the poor ukrainian slavs as cannon fodder. 200k DEAD already.
Bravo Kevin. Hilarious!
You’d think when his wife dropped $40,000 on a shopping spree to Paris, she could have at least brought back some presentable clothes for him.
https://theconservativetreehouse.com/blog/2022/12/14/french-social-media-erupts-as-store-clerk-on-avenue-montaigne-reports-zelenskyys-wife-having-e40000-christmas-shopping-spree-in-paris/